Dont Dream It, Be It

SEXUAL ASKS

1:When did you lose your virginity?
2:Rough sex or soft sex?
3:Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4:Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5:Favourite sex position?
6:Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7:Have you ever had any one night stands?
8:Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9:Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10:Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11:What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12:How often do you have sex?
13:Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14:Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15:Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16:A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17:A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18:Are you into dressing up for sex?
19:Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20:If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21:Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22:Do you/would you use sex toys?
23:Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24:Would you have sex with your best friend?
25:Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26:Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27:Early morning sex or late night sex?
28:Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29:Favourite body part on the same sex?
30:Do you watch porn?

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cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

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taylorsvift:

i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to

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vvaddles:

what if professor utonium actually added chemical XD

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spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

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fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

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